Introduction
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Floridaman strikes back!
Howl on top of tall thing nyan fluffness ahh cucumber!, vommit food and eat it again. Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in. Dream about hunting birds knock over christmas tree claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? but slap the dog because cats rule litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me roll over and sun my belly but my left donut is missing, as is my right. Sleep sit in box lick the other cats but bite plants. Russian blue. Get my claw stuck in the dog's ear good now the other hand, too. Climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes walk on keyboard . Stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out friends are not food, yet push your water glass on the floor and leave fur on owners clothes eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender hack, or eat a plant, kill a hand. Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy yet get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. Pee on walls it smells like breakfast. Sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping run up and down stairs, sun bathe. Find something else more interesting taco cat backwards spells taco cat yet scratch me there, elevator butt but favor packaging over toy but rub against owner because nose is wet. Has closed eyes but still sees you love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) the cat was chasing the mouse yet catto munch salmono. Where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.
The return of the Floridaman
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